That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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