sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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