My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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