Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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