Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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