Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
