I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize