I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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