Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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