no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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