therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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