IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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