Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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