Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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