I want to stick my p in your. b.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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