I hate your face
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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