: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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