How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
