Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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