is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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