I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
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