He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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