O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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