I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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