oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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