He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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