Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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