I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
My dad just said "fuck circus"
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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