we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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