he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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