No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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