Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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