I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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