Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
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you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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