So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
That accounts for only three of the penises
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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