its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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