Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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