I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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