When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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