Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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