But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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