yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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