real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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