Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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