Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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