I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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