Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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