He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
you win again, gameday.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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