You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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