sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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