wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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