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dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Dicks are not precious.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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