so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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