scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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